Add Another Weirdo to the Bunch

I must be feeling especially cynical lately because I just can’t seem to get excited about, or even be happy for, celebrity couples that are getting engaged, getting married, having babies, blah blah blah. The latest headlines, including Charlie Sheen and his newest custom-ordered babies, have just been so weird and wacky that I just can’t find the joy in them. The latest news is that Bruce Willis has gotten married to Emma Heming and so, she will now be joining in all the family barbecues and get-togethers that include Bruce’s ex, Demi Moore, and her new husband, Ashton Kutcher. Because, don’t we all know that this is just one big happy frickin family? But this story gets even weirder.

It seems as though Bruce may actually be trying to one-up his first wife after all. Demi Moore made major headlines when she and Ashton Kutcher first got together, due to their 15-year age difference. But Bruce must think they’re rookies as his new wife, Emma is a whopping 22 years younger than him! Add in to this whole mess the fact that Madonna showed up at their wedding and it looks as though you may have many of Hollywood’s weirdest right under one roof! From Gossip Girls,

“Following rumors that nuptials may be on the way, Bruce Willis has reportedly tied the knot with his model girlfriend, Emma Heming, on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos islands today (March 21).

Making for quite the star-studded guest list, Willis and Heming entered married life with cheers from his ex-wife Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher, as well as the “Queen of Pop” Madonna.

Willis and Heming, who are separated in age by 22 years, have been dating since last year – with Willis recently saying that he was eager to get married and still is thinking about adding more children to the family.”

So this means that Emma is actually much closer in age to Scout, Bruce’s son, than her husband and Ashton is closer in age to Rumer, Demi’s daughter, than he is his wife. And they really can’t see what’s so messed up about this situation? I swear these people do it for the shock value.

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