It’s Britney, Bitches

Britney, Britney, Britney. If you’re sick of hearing it now, there’s much more to come. December is going to be a big month for Ms. Spears. Not only does she appear on the cover of Rolling Stone for the month but her newest album, Circus, is due out December 2, which is also her 27th birthday. As always in the midst of promotion, things are said and done that we are all then left to tear apart and something is always to become a great scandal. Well if that’s the way things have been in the past, especially for dear Britney, they’re about to get really crazy and already have some of the closest people in her life have been speaking out about what she’s said and done – because you just know they have to get their two cents in!

The first thing that popped up, seemingly from out of nowhere, was an interview that Britney’s mom gave via satellite with a UK-based television station. It seems that Lynne Spears always makes her presence known, whether we want it or not. This is what People had on the interview,

“And while the singer still hasn’t regained custody of her two sons, Lynne had nothing but praise for her daughter’s parenting skills.

“Oh she’s a wonderful mother – she’s funny, she’s extremely affectionate,” said the Spears matriarch, who was promoting her memoir, Through the Storm. “[At] home, where there’s nobody around, she’s very normal.”

“I think Britney’s just ready to get started again,” said her mom. “I think this is when she’s most in her element.”

Translation: I’m so glad that my daughter’s getting better so that I can start pressuring her to make money again. I also love how she says that at home ‘with nobody around’, Britney’s very normal. That’s just what I’ve always wanted my mother to say about me.

Then the next person in Britney’s life who’s always wanted to make a buck off her name comes forward, all hurt and upset about what big, bad Brit has done now. Yes, it’s Kevin Federline and he is none too happy about his ex-wife’s words in her upcoming documentary, For the Record, where she claims that she got married for all the wrong reasons and did it for ‘the idea of everything.’ This is what Pop Crunch had to say on the interview with Britney’s ex-husband,

“Friends say Federline is taken aback that Britney “felt the need to tell people that she viewed their marriage as a mistake,” confidante of Kevin’s has revealed to In Touch Weekly.

Kevin is also miffed his former flame implied that the couples two sons were mistakes as well.

“How will that make the boys feel when they’re older. Kevin thinks it’s pathetic and hurtful for no reason.”

Translation:Federline’s a big baby and in his eyes, Britney is damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t. It seems in the tidbits we’ve seen so far from the documentary, that Brit is finally being honest about why she’s done the things she’s done and, I also don’t think there’s any need to imply that she said the boys were a mistake. There are many divorced parents that regret the marriage but don’t regret the kids. Get over yourself!

And then there’s Britney’s latest move, which is very concerning to me. Last night she appeared on-stage at the 2008 Bambi Awards, where she performed her newest single Womanizer (and kicked butt, too, if you can catch the video!) What worries me is that she performed wearing an outfit nearly identical to an outfit that Madonna has recently worn on her Sticky & Sweet tour. Not only does this worry me because I find Madge loathesome but also because if Brit is still worshipping her, she’s getting dangerously close to the ‘kissing a woman on-stage, about to lose my mind’ Britney that we all know all too well.

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