Thank God it’s Over!

Well I guess Madonna’s name is still good for something because she has been granted a quick divorce from her very-soon-to-be-ex husband, Guy Ritchie. I think other than the fact that this very smart judge realized that the entire world wanted to stop hearing about these two, the divorce was granted so quickly because really, all Ritchie wanted was to see his kids and he let Madonna keep her wealth. Simple, as it should be I guess. Although I’m sure there’s some Kabbalah contract Madonna had drawn up and forced Ritchie to sign under hypnosis as he pricked his finger but we’ll hear about that later, I’m sure. For now, these are the official details being leaked by Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been granted a preliminary decree of divorce. After six weeks and a day, the divorce can become final. Neither appeared at Friday’s brief court session in which a judge granted decrees to 17 couples.
British news media reported, without identifying the sources of their information, that the celebrity couple had reached a settlement that would see the pop superstar keep the majority of her estimated $445 million fortune with Guy.

Reports in the Evening Standard and the Times of London said the couple had also reached a deal regarding their two children: Rocco, 8, and David Banda, 3, who was adopted from Malawi in 2006. The newspapers said the two boys will split their time between Britain and the United States, while Lourdes—Madonna’s 12-year-old daughter from a previous relationship with personal trainer Carlos Leon—will livewith her mother in America.”

So now it seems that instead of talking about these two together, we’ll most likely start talking about Madonna chasing down Kate Hudson, chasing down Alex Rodriguez, and Guy Ritchie is likely to fall off the face of the earth.

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