So a lot has been going on at the Playboy Mansion lately. Hugh Hefner is trying to have babies with girlfriend, Holly Madison; Hugh Hefner is starting to find new girls to fill his time with; Hugh Hefner is ‘taking it all in stride’ (as you’ll find out below.) Hmmm….let’s ask ourselves something…aren’t there other people that live at the Mansion beside Hef himself? Like – a lot of other people? Most of whom are his girlfriends and all of whom seem to be fine with the concept of ‘share your man’, even if he is the dirtiest, filthiest, oldest pig on the planet. So it seems that his main sqeeze, Holly, and he have recently split up. Boo. But as tempted as I am to laugh at this one, they actually did break up for reasons that really are very sad. From Celebitchy,
“Holly Madison’s desire for a baby may be just what sparked the rumored troubles between Hugh Hefner and his #1 girlfriend. A source reveals exclusively to Scandalist that one of the main reasons Hef and Holly’s relationship began to deteriorate was their unsuccessful attempts to have children. “They tried many fertility treatments and couldn’t get pregnant,” the source reveals. “Holly really wanted to get married, but more than that, wanted a baby with Hef.” Earlier this year, Hef and Holly were reportedly spotted at the office of a Beverly Hills gynecologist who specializes in in-vitro fertilization. Following rumors of a split, Holly recently said, “I want to be with somebody who I can be married to, and have kids.”
Hef admitted his relationships with Holly, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson, are “in transition,” and Kendra told Us Weekly, “There are lot of changes going on … people are going through changes.” According to Kendra, Hef is taking it all in stride by taking up with some new girlfriends. “He keeps it cool, and he has a lot of girlfriends around now to keep him happy,” she said.”
Okay so let’s put aside the fact for the moment that why anyone would want to have a child with someone who is not only old and disgusting but also sleeping with many different women, and those women share a bathroom with you, is beyond me. But I think people who make this decision are acting extremely selfishly. The decision, I mean, to have children when you’re 104 years old and need to update your will daily because you could go at any second. So this child will be born, start to form a relationship – that is already going to be so screwed up – with his dad, and then his father will die just when little Hugh Jr. is entering grade school. Oh that’s nice. Lay tragedy on the kid before they even know how to write in cursive. Never mind the fact that this child is also not only going to completely disrespect his mother, seeing what she puts up with, but he’ll have no respect for women in general as he grows up seeing many women parading around the house. How could either of them have thought this was a good idea? Okay well Holly is obviously looking for a security-for-life plan but I would think that Hef is smart enough to know better.
It doesn’t say whether fertility is an issue for Holly or for Hugh but I think it would be wonderful if Hugh couldn’t have any spawn. Think what an awful world that would be!
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