Just when this whole Madonna scandal madness seems it can’t get any weirder, her brother releases an unauthorized biography. He’s been doing a lot of promotion lately for his book, including letting some of its juiciest secrets spill off the pages and out of his mouth. We’ve all been given a taste of an insider’s look at Madonna’s life but this latest piece is just too plain creepy for words. Christopher Ciccone, the brother of the huge music star, speaks of their brother-sister relationship as though it’s a romance. Eeewwww! I’m not sure what point he’s trying to get across but maybe someone who doesn’t get all choked up on the grossness of it can make some sense of the whole thing. Celebitchy says,
“Then Christopher talked about how he used to be super close and live with Madonna and it was kind of creepy. He said that “it was like a marriage,” and that he used to even dress her when she was touring.
“Not very many brothers find themselves on their knees, in their sister’s dressing room, wiping sweat off of her naked body. It was an odd situation. I couldn’t really tell my friends, but I wanted to be there for her.”
He said they were living in the same house after Madonna and that they used to run together and “We had our sourdough toast together. We had our coffee together. We were very close. It was a bit like a marriage.”
He then goes on to reveal his feelings for Guy Ritchie and to guess at Madonna’s current feelings for him. Apparantly her own brother doesn’t believe all the divorce reports but maybe he’s still in denial since ya know, this is the man who stole someone that was just like a wife to him. Also from Celebitchy,
“When asked what happened to their relationship, he said “Guy Ritchie pretty much happened to our relationship, for the most part…
“The best way to get to my sister is to get in bed with her. Since I wasn’t doing that – I wasn’t about to. The last person to speak to her at night has the most influence. We both couldn’t exist in the same hemisphere.. not to mention his issues with homosexuality.”
Christopher said Guy Ritchie has problems with gay people and with him, and that his friends made rude references to gay people in their toasts at his wedding to Madonna.
He said that the book is not an attempt to get revenge at anyone. He also claims Madonna is likely to hold on to her relationship with Guy and she’s not one to walk away.”
Yeah, this is just too weird. I wonder why he thought no one would understand why he would rub the sweat off his sister’s naked body? It makes me shudder just thinking about it.
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