Angelina Jolie Is Still A Pathetic Parent

jolie_blog_36.jpgWhen will the retarded desk jockies over at Social Services finally get off of Britney Spears‘ ass and take a closer look at the infamous child collector, Angelina Jolie. Tell me, please, mothers of the world, where and when is it ever appropriate for a mother of a six year old, to buy their child gum that says “I [heart] My Penis”? Can someone please explain this to me? From Us Magazine:

“The day before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of 4-year-old son Pax, Angelina spent the afternoon with son Maddox, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

After of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood’s ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop.

Six-year-old picked out a pack of gum labeled “I [Heart] My Penis.”

“[Angelina] laughed and bought it,” a witness told Us.

Check out the latest issue of Us Weekly for more on how Angelina stood up Jennifer Aniston and maintains the power over her.”

Absolutely ridiculous. It’s not prudish, or oppressive to know when to say “No,” to your kids. Something like that for a child barely over the age of kindergarten is not appropriate. Kids certainly should not be ashamed of their genitals, ortaught that it’s bad to have them, or anything. But come on. Christ on a cracker. Show of hands, ladies, how many of you would actually buy this for your kid at that age?

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#1 p on 03.01.08 at 9:06 pm

really? you’re really bothered by this?

it opens up a perfectly healthy conversation between mother/child.

the conversation will happen anyway, either with the parents or with their friends at school? which would you prefer?

#2 lisa on 03.03.08 at 7:56 pm

Oh my gosh! That’s funny, my son would love that gum. I would buy it for him and that does not make me a bad mother. Comparing Brittney to Jolie….An addict to a mother who has a sense of humor. Interesting. I bet that gum will really mess up Jolie’s son.

#3 Chris on 03.03.08 at 7:59 pm

Yeah, i would buy it. Boys love penis talk and that’s not a bad thing.

#4 mike on 03.05.08 at 2:29 am

You really need to worry less about your obsession with what gum Anjelina Jolie buys for her kid, and more about your own personal life.

That “infamous child collector” took in underprivileged children as her own, to be part of a family instead of living in an orphanage. She also spends large amounts of her time around the world working with different charities, in an attempt to help some other people’s lives better then they might otherwise be. If you think about it, those are some positive things. Makes your entire blog myopic in retrospect doesn’t it?

#5 amy on 03.16.08 at 11:30 pm

it dosent reall matter what gum jolie buys for her son we should all just worry about the stuff going on in our lives and leave celebs alone so they have there own life and space. if ange wants to buy penis gum for maddox than let her its her decision not ours.

#6 amy on 03.16.08 at 11:50 pm

if ange wants to buy penis gumfor her son than let her.It’s not going to change to way she parents her children and that dosent make her a bad mother either. Instead of being soooo worried about Brad and Anges life we all should be worried about all the stuff thats going on in our own life.It’s not our business what Brad and Ange do or how they do it.

#7 bradfan on 07.25.08 at 12:56 am

I have to say that this blog is very slanted and bitter. That being said, it is ok for you to feel as you do and write your opinions down, but the simple truth of the matter is that people (and yes, stars are people too) fall in and out of love.

Brad fell out of love with Jen and in love with Angelina. Love happens. I personally think the man was very brave to follow his heart instead of staying in a marriage that would have been a lie and ended up being even more hurtful.

As for the media playing up the “Poor Jen” aspect of the story, it really just needs to stop. People grow apart. Brad was ready for a family and Jen wasn’t. He stated as much during that Oceans interview with Barbara Walters and he was very emotional about it, but Jen wasn’t ready. It happens. They grew apart and in the end he really did them both a favor by leaving, whether you like it or not.

It is his life and he’s the one who has to live with his choices. He seems to be doing just fine.

Despite all the drama surrounding their personal lives, they are all very talented. Brad’s still a good actor. Angelina’s still a good actor. Jennifer’s still a good actor.

AND yes, I am a Brad fan and an Angelina fan and believe it or not I am also a Jennifer fan.

#8 NOT A BRANGELINA FAN on 01.14.09 at 3:17 pm

Right.. When your wife isn ‘t ready for children yet, you just go ahead and cheat with someone else, get them pregnant and then dump your wife AFTER THE FACT! GIMME A BREAK! Brad is just another one of Angelina’s conquests– She’ll have some other obsession later, you’ll see.. right now she’s busy collecting children and acting like Mother Theresa. Oh yeah, and buying penis gum for her children. Laughs! But she’s a wonderful person–WINK WINK

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