Lindsay Lohan Naked; Daringly Trying To Pull Off Marilyn Monroe

7.jpgThe freckles. Ugh. I don’t know what it is about the freckles. It’s like, I’m caught halfway in-between thinking, “Imperfections are beautiful,” and “Ew, it looks like a rash.” I’d love to have some opinions from the audience on this one. Lindsay Lohan naked. Are her boobs real? Do you really think she looks anything like Marilyn Monroe? From In Touch:

“In a nod to one of her idols, Lindsay Lohan recreated the iconic “Last Sitting” photo shoot of Marilyn Monroe with legendary photographer Bert Stern-nudity, scarves and all. “I didn’t have to put much thought into it,” Lindsay told New York Magazine. “I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It’s really an honor.” And while Lindsay has even bought an apartment that Marilyn once lived in, don’t expect her to follow in Marilyn‘s tragic footsteps. “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else,” Lindsay said about her late friend, Heath Ledger. ”

As far as lifestyle, Lindsay Lohan definitely has Marilyn Monroe down; however, the two were not equal in size. Lindsay’s much thinner. Marilyn on the other hand, was practically a Botticelli angel; all curves. Try eating some, Lindsay. People have so many cures for freckles out there, it’s crazy. I’ve read about lemon juice compresses, mud, etc., everything to get them off. My favorite story, I read when I was a little girl, hoping it would work. I used to have just a few, right across my nose and cheeks. I read in the story about a girl’s grandmother, who told her, running through a wheat field at dawn would do it. And getting entirely coated in dew would rinse away every freckle. Naturally, it was a story with a “Love thyself” moral. I’m still torn on Lindsay‘s freckles though.

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5 comments ↓

#1 =_- on 02.28.08 at 1:57 am

“Are her boobs real?”

Only gay men can’t tell by looking whether or not a woman’s tits are real or not and it was always obvious hers and Britney Spear’s ar. The side view pic is way better for being able to tell. Fake tits look and feel like crap anyways.

#2 Freckle Admirer on 11.12.08 at 11:06 pm

I find freckles to be so beautiful, especially when they’re all over the body like that.

#3 peter piper on 07.22.09 at 11:41 am

i like freckles to espicialy when they make a a conect the dot picture.

#4 peter piper on 07.22.09 at 11:43 am

and no marilyn dont have freckles.

#5 lindsay on 05.07.10 at 10:17 am

you can find lindsay lohan’s nude scandal pics at http://lindsaylohannaked.org

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