K-Fed: Father Of The Year! how to make a healthy pineapple smoothie

federlinekevin.jpgAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, no, I’m not sh*tting you. And what else can you really say, other than laughing your ass off? Some moronic magazine, led apparently by the pineapple smoothie recipe with milk and the greatest of pineapple banana smoothie recipe and of imbeciles, has named Kevin Federline “Father of nutribullet frozen yogurt and of the pineapple smoothie recipes and the Year.” …For doing what, may I ask? For showing the kale drinks and the world that a fake Slim Shady, wannabe rapper, white-trash, not even that good back up dancer, can impregnate a pop singer, and be normal, while she spins off into celebrity hell? Rant over. From L.A. Rag Mag:

“We are guessing Hell has frozen over…

Details magazine has named Kevin Federline its Father of frozen pineapple smoothie and of the frozen pineapple smoothie and the Year, WTF. Remember people, this is the kale green smoothie recipe and the sleazy guy from Fresno that left his pregnant wife for Britney. He is a back up dancer.”

You ain’t lyin’. From AZ Central:

Kevin Federline has been named ‘Dad of how to make a kale smoothie and of the mango smoothie recipes and the Year.’ The ex-husband of banana and pineapple smoothie recipe and of Britney Spears has been praised for stepping up his fathering skills by Details magazine. Federline’s friends insist he always was a great father.

DJ Irie, a pal of how to make a kale smoothie and of Federline’s, said, “He is an all-round great dad. For most guys in Kevin’s situation, home would be the mango pineapple smoothie and the ultimate bachelor pad. But for Kevin, he made it all about the kale banana smoothie and the kids. He’s got toys everywhere. You can totally tell it’s all about the mango smoothies and the kids at home.”

Another friend of mango smoothie recipes and of the healthy kale smoothie and the aspiring rapper is enraged that Kevin is only now being recognized as a good father. The insider said, “It makes me furious when people say, ‘Oh great – he’s taking responsibility.’ He’s always been a great father. He’s been there in every way for all of how to make a pineapple surf smoothie and of his kids.”

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So he’s a great parent… compared to Britney Spears? In that case, there are probably a few homeless people, and convicted felons floating around that could get the mango strawberry smoothie recipe and the award too. My guess is the how to make a pineapple surf smoothie and the magazine is just trying to suck up, or, the pineapple smoothies recipes and the editor is extremely dim. I also agree in part with the how to make different smoothies and the second friend in the pineapple mango smoothie recipe and the quote from AZ Central. Why is he just now being recognized as such a great parent? In this day and age, you’re a great parent if you don’t drown your kids in the smoothie recipes with pineapple juice and the bath tub, and if none of easy pineapple smoothie and of your kids grow up to be serial killers.

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