Eddie Murphy and his blushing new “bride,” Tracey Edmonds, have called it quits. They were married just two weeks ago on the French Polynesian island, Bora Bora. No formal divorce will take place, since their marriage isn’t legal here in the states. Under U.S. law, wedding vows must take place on U.S. soil to be legally recognized.
“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” their joint statement said.
“While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends,” it added.
Wow, some honeymoons last longer than their marriage. Perhaps Tracey caught him trying to father a kid with someone else? Maybe she didn’t like playing “Shrek and the donkey” in bed?
In other break up news, it’s now official. Tom Cruise has broken up with that pesky thing called reality. The Church of Scientology is trying to suppress a video of Tom Cruise rambling on and laughing like a hyena. It’s making the rounds on the internet, so here’s your chance to watch it. At least Tom is right about something: Scientology brings much happiness – as in laughing at listening to these people talk. I tried to follow Tom’s video but my head hurt too much to follow his mental gymnastics.
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