Joel Madden & Nicole Richie: Proud Parents Of A Baby Girl!

According to the hot press, Nicole Richie has popped the bun out of her oven, and Joel Madden is all smiles while welcoming the new baby girl into the world. The new baby girl’s name is Harlow Winter Kate Madden; a testament to the celebrity deft knack for picking the most ludicrous crap in the […]

Britney Spears Is Getting Screwed By The Media!

Literally. Apparently, in her search to find Mr. Right, or at least, Mr. Right Now, Britney Spears has found the love of a photographer. Adnan Ghalib, or “Some Random Guy” aka SRG, as I call all the completely random celebrity booty calls, is also married, but “separated.” Not divorced,but “separated.” Britney and her SRG took […]

Jessica Alba Just Loves Being Pregnant!

And why shouldn’t she? After all, pregnancy is what’s saving her relationship with Cash Warren. If I were Cash, I’d definitely be driving Jessica‘s big pregnant ass up to the clinic to get a paternity test. Hopefully not on the same day the Spears‘ made the appointment, or else he could be in line behind […]