Entries from January 2008 ↓

Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant Again!

Yeah, it’s not like no one saw this coming. Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt, the couple who refuse to stop breeding, are rumoured to be having twins. Although the alleged pregnancy of twins is insubstantial, Angelina Jolie is confirmed pregnant by a “close source.” Although, god only knows who that could be. From US Magagazine: […]

Britney Spears Suicide Drama

Britney Spears has been hospitalized again, after what was first reported as a suicide attempt on Wednesday. Her house was surrounded by helicopters, ambulances, cops, and paparazzi. According to the other rags, Britney‘s mom, Lynne Spears, Alli Sims, and Adnan Ghalib, her boyfriend were all there too. From Perez Hilton: “The police showed up at […]

John Baldwin & Rena Inoue: An Icy Engagement

The Olympic ice skating duo, Rena Inoue and John Baldwin, are engaged, and in the cutest way imaginable. John proposed to Rena on the ice, during a performance at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships, in St. Paul, Minnesota. From People: “John Baldwin didn’t win a gold medal at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships this weekend […]

Christian Brando Dies

Christian Brando, eldest son of the late Marlon Brando, died today from pneumonia at Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center in Los Angeles. He was only 49 years old. He entered the hospital on January 11th. As you may remember, Christian served five years in prison for the manslaughter killing of his sister Cheyenne’s boyfriend in 1990. […]

Just For Fun…

What is P Diddy looking at? Goodness. In all fairness though, Jessica Biel does have some tig ol’ bitties.

John Ritter’s Widow is At it Again

Amy Yasbeck, widow of John Ritter, is going after more people who were connected to her late husband’s heart treatment on the night he died. In her crosshairs are radiologist Matthew Lotysch and cardiologist Joseph Lee, to the tune of $67 million. She’s already received $9.5 million from Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burback, […]

K-Fed: Father Of The Year! how to make a healthy pineapple smoothie

AHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, no, I’m not sh*tting you. And what else can you really say, other than laughing your ass off? Some moronic magazine, led apparently by the pineapple smoothie recipe with milk and the greatest of pineapple banana smoothie recipe and of imbeciles, has named Kevin Federline “Father of nutribullet frozen yogurt and of the […]

Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo: NOT DUNZO! the liver and its function

Ha! For once, it’s not the liver diesease and the blogs that have screwed things up, it’s one of sore liver and kidneys and of our major sources of kidney disfunction and of info! That’s right, you guessed it; a celebrity magazine! OK! Magazine, to be specific, has screwed itself in the liver nausea vomiting […]

Halle Berry’s Third Trimester?

I’m not sure when Halle Berry is going to deliver her baby. Berry claimed to be three months along in September. However, recent photos look like she’s about ready to pop at any moment! Her and her beau, supermodel Gabriel Aubry, have no plans to marry, but are very committed to one another. “I feel […]

Jamie Lynn Spears: Giving The Baby Up For Adoption?

That’s what the cover page of Star magazine is screaming. All I have to say is: Good for you! Obviously, Jamie Lynn has the capacity to think for herself, and possibly for think for the good of her children; something both her mother, Lynne Spears, and sister, Britney Spears, are obviously incapable of. Although, according […]

Oscar Nominations

The Oscar nominations are out. Here are the highlights: Performance by an actor in a leading role George Clooney in “Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.) Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax) Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount) Tommy Lee […]

Autopsy of Heath Ledger Inconclusive

The Medical Examiner’s office in N.Y. says the autopsy of Heath Ledger is inconclusive. It may take ten days to complete. Ledger was found yesterday, lying naked and face down. Sleeping pills and anti-anxiety medicine were in the bedroom and bathroom. His father, Kim Ledger, spoke to the press from his home in Perth, Australia. […]

Heath Ledger Found Dead In Manhattan Apartment

Ladies and gentlemen, extremely sad news. The actor Heath Ledger was discovered in his apartment in Manhattan, New York, by his housekeeper today, dead. The causes of death are as of yet unknown, but hopefully, there will be more details coming soon. From WNBC News: “A New York Police Department spokesman says the actor Heath […]


Gyllenspoon aren’t ready to pick out a silverware pattern just yet for their wedding registry. Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have been a couple for about a year now. Recently it was reported that Jake proposed on bended knee to Reese. Reese’s rep pooh-poohs the idea and says there’s not a shred of truth to […]

Britney Spears Attends Deposition

Britney Spears decided to show an effort that she cares for her children by attending a deposition regarding her ongoing custody battle with ex-husband, Kevin Federline. According to People magazine, Spears arrived wearing a dark blue top and jeans. I’m so glad she didn’t show up in her wedding dress. Maybe she’s starting to think […]

Nicole Kidman cozy with hubby at Australian Open

While watching the Australian Open, I saw Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, cuddling quite a bit in the stands. They were whispering to each other, giggling, and affectionately kissing. No, not the kind of kissing where their tongues were all over and in each other. They were sweet looking and very much in […]

Amy Winehouse Is Still A Hopelessly Romantic Lunatic

Despite the fact that her husband Blake Fielder-Civil is in jail for allegedly committing crimes that are so horribly wicked and foul that I can’t remember them, Amy Winehouse is still completely infatuated with him. Apparently, while in court, watching her husband in the fetching attire of a convict, Amy was so overcome with love, […]

Comparisons Made Between Britney Spears and Princess Diana

Ever since Rose O’Donnell compared the media frenzy surrounding Britney Spears to that of Princess Diana, media, and especially the paparazzi, have been on the defensive. Both women have beenfollowed around the clock and photographed as many times as the photographers can click their handy dandy little cameras. Spears’ recent late night car chase involving […]

Chris Noth & Tara Wilson Welcome A Baby Boy!

Chris Noth, the hot old guy from Sex and the City, and his girlfriend of quite some time have welcomed into the big world of showbiz, a precious little boy, as of Friday. The little cutie’s name is Orion Christopher Noth, after a star system, and his daddy, apparently. From People: “Chris Noth and long-time […]

Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez: Celebrating The New Baby(ies?)!

Jennifer Lopez is finally experiencing what it’s like to weigh as much as a chicken shed, while Marc Anthony looks even paler than usual lately. Ah, the joy of impending parenthood. Jennifer is due in just a few weeks, and they’re celebrating the new arrival with a baby shower. Naturally, I’m sure the party will […]