Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up-Date!

spears_aldridge240.jpgIn July, we reported on Jamie Lynn Spears being pregnant, as per quoted within the National Enquirer, and it was blown into a wild, “Nuh uh!” ordeal throughout the media. Before I go any further, the first thing I wanna say to all of my non-believers is “HAHA! Told you so!” and the second question I’m raising is, –is she really only five weeks pregnant? The National Enquirer picked up on this in July, so is it just a coincidence that suddenly she’s confirming pregnancy? Hmmm. From Hollywood Heartbreaker in July:

“A new, and disturbing headline from National Enquirer: Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears‘ sixteen year old little sister, is pregnant. Her and her nineteen year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge have been sexually active, and were spied apartment hunting in Valencia, California. Of all the useless parents out there, Lynne Spears has to be among the worst. Obviously, just look at Britney. I can’t help but wonder what Lynne Spears‘ parental philosophies are.

Her sixteen-year-old daughter is rumoured to be pregnant, and wants to move out with a nineteen-year-old. That should be a red flag for any mother. The whole family needs serious therapy. Supposedly Lynne Spears ordered Britney to stay away from Jamie Lynn, in June of 2007, after Britney tried to take her underage sister out with her, but I’m thinking it was too little, way too late.”

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The irony in this, is that since I was seriously wondering what Lynne Spears‘ parental philosophies are, now I can’t find out. Why, you may ask? Well, the paradox, folks, is that this utter antithesis of a good parent, –opinion based on obvious evidence, Lynne Spears, wrote a book about parenting. However, the book has been put on hold, according to People, because her underage daughter, Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up. Yeah, I can see why that might not be a bestseller, unless, as I would, people bought it simply for the hilarity factor. From People:

Lynne Spears‘s book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE.

“The book is delayed indefinitely. It’s delayed, not cancelled,” says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.

It had been scheduled for a spring 2008 release and was put on hold last week, says the rep. On Tuesday, news hit that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant with her boyfriend’s child.

Publishers’ Weekly described the book as “Lynne Spears‘s personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community.”

The publisher declined to comment on whether the focus of the book would change in light of the pregnancy announcement.

“We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that,” says the spokeswoman.”

Riiight. But no title? I can think of one; “How To Raise Taboo Celebrities From Redneckville” or maybe, “Raising Two Screw-Ups Really Badly; A Comprehensive Guide For The Welfare Oriented.” Those are great, I think; probably the second one, in my opinion.

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3 comments ↓

#1 M E on 12.29.07 at 12:30 pm

The article about lynn, is truely horryfieng but a minor having sex? America isen’t the same anymor ekid’s all over the world are starting to become more and more aware. These parents should step up and take the plate.

#2 bre on 01.03.08 at 11:19 am

I think people are worried about the wrong thing why isn’t anyone saying anything about her boyfriend being nineteen

#3 horny on 03.05.08 at 1:08 pm

i would fuck her anyday woah

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