Entries from October 2007 ↓

Halloween Costumes For Little Girls: Too Sexy?

They are basically two opinions out there on this subject. Some parents, obviously, find nothing wrong with it, and usually go ahead and buy the costumes or maybe complain, but keep it to themselves, while others see it as an annual occasion. Others are openly against it, and see the costumes as sexualizing children at […]

Milo Ventimiglia Gives Hayden Panettiere A Big Damn Ring

And yet somehow, they both still cling to their story that they are just “friends”. I wish I had friends that bought me almost $2000 gold rings for my birthday. There’s either something going on between Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia or they have one of those “really” good friendships. From Cele|bitchy: “The large age […]

Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise Anniversary

Tom Cruise reminisces about how spectacular, beautiful, blah blah blah, when he and Katie Holmes got married. UFO’s and little green men came from miles around for the event. I’m surprised the existence of alien, -not necessarily superior, given their social group, –intelligence wasn’t proven at the ceremony. From People: “As his one-year wedding anniversary […]

Leonardo DiCaprio & Bar Rafaeli: DUNZO!

Leonardo DiCaprio and Israeli model Bar Rafaeli, have broken off their casual and surprisingly private relationship and done so on great terms, so they say. How nice for them; they were probably just f**k buddies anyway. From People: “”The relationship ran its course,” says the source. “It’s bad enough having a cross-country relationship, but it’s […]

Lance Bass Says Justin Timberlake Wanted To Play Gay…

…. And apparently, this just in, thousands of ex-N’Sync fans, now fat single mothers on welfare, are shocked and dismayed. Unfortunately, these are the only people to whom this is actually news to. I mean, all those young, hot guys, constantly together on a tour bus, running around, having pillow fights, and writing in their […]

Dumbledore Is Gay? WTF?

Sorry, but seriously, “WTF?” had to be in the title. WTF is J.K. Rowling even talking about? Children around the world right now are standing in awe and disbelief as conservative parents burn their Harry Potter series in the front yard. What on Earth was this woman even thinking? Is she serious? Is it a […]

David Copperfield’s Magical Investigation

Copperfield‘s lawyer has confirmed that David has never been anything less that a total gentleman, however, someone out there is saying differently. Apparently, claims have been made that David Copperfield has molested them in some way, although the facts behind the accusation are still unknown. From People: “The FBI investigation of David Copperfield involves a […]

Lindsay Lohan & Her Latest Mistake

…It happens to be male, as most mistakes are. This mistake happens to be Lindsay Lohan‘s, and therefore much more idiotic than your average “really-horrible-one-night-stand”. Her new boyfriend comes from rehab, likes long walks on the beach, drinking and driving, romantic, siren-lit rides to the station, and looks great in orange. From TMZ: “TMZ obtained […]

Halle Berry Is Uber Organic

The four months pregnant Halle Berry is already starting to lose her prenatal grip on reality, as she begins planning all sorts of pro-organic everything in her kid’s room. I sometimes wionder whether or not these people realise that plastic, and rubber, and latex et cetera, are a baby’s best friend? They’re easy to clean, […]

Usher & Tameka “True Love”: Is It Fate Or Finance?

Usher and Tameka Foster have been talking about how thrilled with one another they are. Tameka says she’s so glad she didn’t listen to her friends about Usher. Well, good thing too! What kind of friend says, “Don’t take the rich black man!”? Good for you, Tameka. Usher was surprised by all the negative press […]

Fashion-Frightener Lauryn Hill Is Expecting Another Baby!

While Lauryn Hill is among the most beautiful African American women of our time, not to mention extremely talented, she has no idea what she is doing when it comes to clothes; and she should stay very, very far away from the retro look, before it eats her. But! On the plus side, I got […]

Pam Anderson’s Pregnancy Test: To Pee Or Not To Pee?

Is Pamela Anderson pregnant? Some seem to think so, and when it comes to rumours about Pam Anderson, there’s really no telling. Mainly because, no matter how outrageous the rumours are, Pam still ends up making about half of them true! The only rumours about Pam that you can seriously doubt, and give no credence […]

Denise Richards; World’s Oldest High School Girl?

Despite popular belief amongst male fans, Denise Richards is 36 years old, not 21. She has also put on very convincing performances as a high school girl, in a few films, including Wild Things. Well, Denise is apparently continuing her career as an actress by continuing to behave like a vicious high school girl. From […]

Rose McGowan & Robert Rodriguez: Engaged!

Marilyn Manson‘s ex-fiance, Rose McGowan, has landed a new man; director Robert Rodriguez. The two met on the set of Grindhouse, while Rodriguez directed her in the first portion of the film, Planet Terror. Kind of interesting how horror movies just bring people closer together, isn’t it? I don’t know about you, but when I […]

Kid Rocks Wishes Pam Anderson Well…

…And I bet he’s completely sincere too. Pam Anderson actually did marry that ex-sex-tape, Paris Hilton reject, Rick Salomon. On the Late Show With David Letterman, Kid Rock was certainly very sweet about giving advice to Pam’s new hubby, saying that, “Why buy the cow if you’re getting the milk for free?” Kid Rock, is […]

Diddy Proven To Be Father Of A Sixth Child

Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Puffy, and just plain Sean John Combs… whatever name you know him by, you also know that this NY style rapper, with his hardcore bling-age gets around… and around… and around… yeah. Not that we’re calling Puffy a manwhore or anything, but he does have some girl problems. Especially when it […]

Christina Aguilera Baby Shopping!

Ever since Paris Hilton told an entire nightclub that Christina Aguilera was pregnant, there has been some speculation on whether or not she actually is knocked up. For a while there, it just looked like Paris Hilton was just being a drunk again; spouting off random gibberish –it comes natural to her. But, apparently, as […]

J-Lo Knocked Up!

Well, finally. It looked like J-Lo might have been pregnant, there was some speculation, but no one has really seriously come out and accused her… you know, because then we honest, and truth-oriented bloggers could get sued. Ahem. But yes, it’s true, J-Lo is pregnant! At least, that’s what TMZ says: “Sources have confirmed to […]

American Idol Contestants; Do Sex Tapes Save Careers?

It seems like every other day, some new semi-celebrity is trying to make waves by having sex with another washed up, barely celebrity, and then making a video of it. Not that Paula Abdul is washed up; but she is old, and she is well…. fine, she’s washed up. Sorry; truth hurts. Well, remember Corey […]

Jennifer Aniston And Orlando Bloom An Item?

While the matter is still a bit murky, it’s entirely possible that Jennifer Aniston is jumping on the recent train of Hollywood actresses dating men quite a bit younger than they are themselves. Jen, who is 38, recently took a Mexican beach vacation with British hottie Orlando Bloom, who is 30. While it’s not quite […]