According to the local news in Las Vegas, the Porn Princess, Pam Anderson, and… the Porn Pauper, Rick Salomon, applied for a marriage license the other day. The reason I’m making this update, is because you know… Pam screws around; a lot. She could be saying she’s engaged to the man in the moon, but [...]
Entries from September 2007 ↓
Pam Anderson Is Really Getting Hitched?!
September 30th, 2007 — Ellen DeGeneres, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson, Rick Salomon, Shannen Doherty
Michael Jackson Didn’t Get Married…?
September 29th, 2007 — Michael Jackson
As exclusive a rumour as this must have been, why wasn’t I told? Supposedly, some people have been claiming that Michael is, or was married, and there was enough of them that his representative came out of whatever hole they have been hiding in, to say he hadn’t been married. It would have been a [...]
Dylan McDermott To Be Divorced
September 28th, 2007 — Divorce, Dylan McDermott, Shiva Rose
Dylan McDermott and his wife of twelve years, actress Shiva Rose, have “seperated.” The couple married in 1995, and have two children together, ages 11 and 2. McDermott played ethically-challenged lawyer Bobby Donnell on ABC’s The Practice, and will be back on primetime this fall in another ABC drama. Rose most recently starred in a [...]
Pink and Carey Hart Calling it Quits?
September 27th, 2007 — Carey Hart, Divorce, Pink
Could it be possible that Pink‘s marriage is over after a mere 21 months? Pink and moto-cross star Carey Hart haven’t even made it to the two-year mark, but sources close to the couple say that it is over, kaput, DUNZO. From Us Weekly: “Pink was out with a table full of friends and telling [...]
Is Brit Engaged?
September 27th, 2007 — Britney Spears
This girl’s life changes faster than a cheetah can run. She’s not divorced yet, but Britney Spears was spotted out and about recently sporting some very large, very shiny jewelry on a very significant finger. This raises the question: is she engaged? My instincts tell me no. I mean, if she were engaged, that means [...]
K-Fed Is Romancing Colin Farrell’s Ex Sex Tape Girl
September 26th, 2007 — Britney Spears, Colin Farrell, Kevin Federline, Nicole Narain
One of the things that has always gotten me kind of confused, is why the celebrities use their personal lives as a publicity stunt, then whine about wanting to be seen as “real people.” Another perfect example of this silliness, is Britney Spears‘ ex, Kevin Federline, and his new publicity stunt, which is trying to [...]
Sienna Miller & Kate Moss Cat Fight!
September 25th, 2007 — Jude Law, Kate Moss, Sienna Miller
Every good wedding has a good fight involved too. Which means I guess that I had a bad one, after I drank some tequila, ate lasagna, and went home. But hey, Sienna Miller, and Kate Moss can’t be everywhere at once to fight over a man, and who has taken each other’s style. Yeah… Kate [...]
Kate Moss Gets Dead Rodent Jewelry
September 25th, 2007 — Kate Moss, Neil Forrester, Pete Doherty, The Real World
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Kate Moss‘s ex-boyfriend, Pete Doherty, gave her a brooch fashioned from a dead mouse. That’s right: A DEAD MOUSE. This is a new trend in jewelry that I do hope never catches on. I can’t imagine walking around with decomposing flesh pinned to my lapel; no [...]
Star Of Hannah Montana Is Pregnant… At 15?!
September 24th, 2007 — Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens
This admission comes from a teen magazine, “J-14″ — that is more than likely a bunch of crap. But, nevertheless, it is a rumour, which means that I have to do my utmost to let my dear readers now that it is a possibility that someone their kids are watching on the Disney channel, is [...]
Paris’ New Man
September 24th, 2007 — Alex Viggo, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend: 20-year-old aspiring model and pizza delivery boy Alex Vaggo. Apparently, the pair met at a club, and she’s been parading him around as her arm-candy ever since. While friends of hers describe Paris as “smitten,” friends of Alex are a little shocked. One friend told the press: “He decided [...]
More Babies! Charlotte Church Has A Baby Girl
September 23rd, 2007 — Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson
Charlotte Church has had a baby girl, as of either Friday morning, or Thursday evening, at home. Gavin Henson, her boyfriend, and father, (hopefully) was there for the birth as well. From People: “The 21-year-old has given birth to a baby girl. A spokeswoman for Church said: “A baby girl was born sometime on Thursday [...]
Salma Hayek & Fiance Have A Baby Girl
September 22nd, 2007 — François Henri Pinault, Princess Valentina, Salma Hayek
François Henri Pinault, and Salma Hayek, have had a baby girl together, and her name is just as romantic and beautiful as her mother and father’s; Valentina Paloma Pinault. Salma Hayek‘s publicist, Cari Ross, said that mother and daughter are both doing very well, and the father, François, was also there. From People: “…the 41-year-old [...]
Denise Richards Doesn’t Want Charlie Sheen Alone With Their Kids
September 21st, 2007 — Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Heidi Fleiss, Kelly Preston
Will the drama never end? In the latest installment in what has got to be one of the most protracted break-ups EVER, Denise Richards filed papers asking the court to bar Charlie Sheen from keeping their two daughters overnight. Denise alleges that Charlie exhibits “inappropriate conduct.” Inappropriate conduct? From Charlie Sheen? You must be joking! [...]
The Brady Bunch: Backstage Bisexual Fun!
September 21st, 2007 — Eve Plumb, Maureen McCormick, Who's Gay?
Who could possibly forget The Brady Bunch? Most of us, in the later generation, were forced to watch it, often, when there was nothing else on TV; and then they made the movies, which made the show even more interesting. One of the most popular feuds on the show was Marcia and Jan’s sisterly struggles. [...]
Heath Ledger Trades Up To Helena Christensen
September 20th, 2007 — Heath Ledger, Helena Christensen, Michelle Williams
Heath Ledger, who only weeks ago split from his longtime fiancee Michelle Williams, is possibly already moved on to bigger and better things. Rumors that he has been romancing Danish supermodel Helena Christensen are swirling. Heath and Michelle met in 2004 while filming Brokeback Mountain, and had a daughter together, who was born in October [...]
Mary-Louise Parker -Did- Pull An Angelina Jolie
September 19th, 2007 — Angelina Jolie, Billy Crudup, Brad Pitt, Mary-Louise Parker
It was confirmed on Monday, that the star of the hit series “Weeds” has adopted a little girl from Africa. Mary-Louise Parker is just thrilled with her new daughter, of course. From E! Online: “The Weeds star has adopted a baby girl from Africa, the actress’ rep confirmed to E! News. The mother-daughter duo was [...]
Pamela Anderson & Old, Amateur Porn Star Are Engaged
September 18th, 2007 — Ellen DeGeneres, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson, Rick Soloman, Tommy Lee
Pamela Anderson is engaged… again. And this time, the man with dubious luck isn’t a bad-boy rocker, he’s a bad-boy poker player! According to Pam, she was playing poker in her hotel suite one evening with Rick Soloman, the very same Rick Soloman who achieved fame and notoriety after making an incredible sum off of [...]
Colin Farrel And Ewan McGregor: Lovers!
September 18th, 2007 — Colin Farrel, Ewan McGregor, Who's Gay?, Woody Allen
The newest, cutest couple in Hollywood is Colin Farrel and Ewan McGregor. At least that’s what they’re saying, according to Metro: “”Me and Colin Farrell lovers? Yes. You heard it here first. Friends, lovers, all of those things,” a deadpan Ewan told us on the red carpet premiere of their film, Cassandra’s Dream, in Toronto. [...]
Paris Hilton Won’t Be Pulling An Angelina Jolie
September 17th, 2007 — Adrian Grenier, Angelina Jolie, Joan Collins, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton
Even though Paris Hilton has previously admitted to Joan Collins that she wants kids and a steady guy, and that her buddy Nicole Richie is going to be the “the best mom ever,” she isn’t planning on adopting any kids. When she was interviewed by People, at Friday’s Kate Somerville White Room Emmy suite in [...]
Jessica Alba & Cash Warren: DUNZO! …Again…
September 16th, 2007 — Cash Warren, Jessica Alba, Vera Mishina
Well, first Jessica Alba broke up with her long-time boyfriend, Cash Warren, over the phone; which made her look way harsh, of course. Then, poor Cash had to read various tabloids, including ours, that his little ex-princess might have herpes. Then Jessica and Cash decided to reconcile, just a few weeks ago. And now, that [...]
