We all thought Jessica Alba was one hell of a hotty. Turns out, she’s actually quite a… well, “notty.” The latest bit of gossip about Jessica Alba is that she has Herpes, and that she got it from Derek Jeter of the NY Yankees, infamous for his celebrity flings. Which of course implies that he’s been giving out one of those dirty little gifts that keep on giving, to quite a few celebrity women. From what L.A. Rag Mag says, sounds like there’s a herpes outbreak in Hollywood. Ewww.
“We’re going to apologize in advance to all the straight men out there, for ruining their Jessica Alba fantasies, but here goes…..
Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.
You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!”
Now that’s just nasty. True, could be nothing but a rumour, but… still… Gross.
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This was just proven untrue. It was just a lie..get on with your life now.
I don’t think it’s true either.
May you never find out just how easy it is to get herpes and how common it is.
Doesn’t everybody know that 90% of those that actually have herpes don’t know that they have it because herpes isn’t part of the routine std testing process?
[...] but what the fuck is this an ad for an energy drink or Valtrex?! And speaking of Valtrex now that it comes out that Jessica Alba has herpes I might need to hook up a prescription because I imagined hitting that so often I probably got that [...]
I think something like 80% of people that have herpes arn’t aware that they have it or that they can transmit it.
It’s actually 90% of those that have genital herpes don’t know it because they don’t get signs or symptoms. Since herpes isn’t included in the routine std testing process, why would they know?
Whoever wrote that headline should be held down and forcefully given every sort of herpes possible.
F you for treating this as something dirty. I also hope you catch hsv-2 then you can look in the mirror and say “eewww” to yourself. Linda
If she has it…she has it, no big deal. She is still the same beautiful young lady she was before. I hate the stigma that follows people with herpes.
weeeeeeeee hahahaha i believe derek jeter hadddd them :]
RED SOX. WORLD CHAMPS. O YEAAAA. ok imma stop with that.
How many of you arrogant f*cks have a clue about the disease? It is no more disgusting than being a critical piece of sh#t with the arrogant insinuation that your lips could never suffer the same…. who cares if it is true about Alba or not? Grow the F up!
If you’ve ever had a cold sore, then you too have a form of herpes. There are 40 million Americans in the U.S. alone who have HSV2, the virus that causes genital outbreaks, and 90% don’t even know they have the virus…so before you say how gross it is…get a blood test to see if you have room to be talking.
As far as I know, you can’t get herpes from jacking off, so who cares whether Jessica has it or not? She still looks hot, and 99.99% of men who fantasize about her will never even get to meet her, and they can still jack off to her pictures w/o fear of contracting anything.
The story, though highly judgmental and poorly informed, does underline the importance of using protection when engaging in sexual activity.
Whoever wrote this headline is completely ignorant. Instead of judging those who have herpes, we could get EDUCATED about it.
It is not herpes itself that is the problem. It is the negative stigma attached to it.
Perhaps whoever wrote this headline (after looking in the mirror one day and saying ewww to yourself), you need to imagine 4 of your closest female friends. 4 of the ones you respect and love. Now you need to realize that ONE OF THEM probably has herpes. This is based on statistics my dear. Are you going to stop respecting her and loving her, basically thinking of her as “dirty” now?
GET EDUCATED.
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