“Porno Paparazzi Girl, I Don’t Wanna Be A Stupid Girl…”

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Kate Moss is still planning on eventually moving away from Pete Doherty. You know, after all the heroin implants they’ve been through together…

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Nicole Richie is whisked away to jail for a whopping four days for her DUI charges. I wonder how long before she gets a mysterious illness too?britneyaccidentheader1.jpg

Britney Spears takes her children for a vacation in Las Vegas without getting Kevin‘s permission, as per necessary in their custody agreement; where Britney’s bodyguard beats the hell out of a photographer, and accidentally injures Britney‘s toddler.

72102437ea006_penelope-cruz-bono-actress-sony.jpgBono and Penelope Cruz are getting all snuggly. They weren’t avoiding the spotlight at all; holding hands and smiling at the paparazzi, on Club 55 harbour beach.

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Lindsay Lohan‘s dead beat dad, Michael Lohan, has to pay Dina Lohan $500 a week. Couldn’t keep that cute Parent Trap act going, huh Lindsay?

6e64805a00093042454525fe.jpegRumer Willis; daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was caught in a drug bust in a Maryland hotel. Rumer however, has already been pretty clear about her level of class, when she was photographed eating condoms.

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Angelina Jolie is miserable because her movie ‘A Mighty Heart’ was a box office failure, and made a mere $9 million on opening. Look out Brad, before she adopts some more third world babies!

“Stupid Girls” lyrics, by P!nk.

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#1 Anti-paparazzi's on 10.25.08 at 9:51 am

The paparazzi’s need to be exposed naked !!!!

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