Paris Hilton‘s rumoured new boyfriend, Tyler Atkins, has what the French call, that certain je ne se quois… Down’s Syndrome. He’s a T-shirt designer from Australia, and the two were spotted canoodling and making out in Malibu last weekend. Of course, just because Paris is making out with a guy, doesn’t mean she’s dating him. He could just be playing a role in one of her more famous movies, i.e. 1 Night In Paris.
Last month, Tyler was interviewed, and told a story about how a very famous girl hooked up with him, and then drugged him, and brought him back home to fornicate with him. With company, according to his story:
“She’s like a full pill-popper … she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, ‘Yeah, fuck it – I’ll just have one. Why not? And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy.”
“And she drugged me, this famous chick. … I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome.”
“I couldn’t find my clothes. I got dropped down on Sunset Blvd. … I had no minutes left on my phone, so I couldn’t call anyone. Looking like a freak in girls’ clothes.”
If you were ever looking for a living thing (no, plants and vegetables don’t count) to compare Paris Hilton‘s level of intellect to, her new boyfriend makes her look like a member of the NASA research team.
Satisfy your morbid curiosity and see Paris Hilton‘s new, special friend in action in the above mentioned video interview.