Jessica & Nick: Paparazzi And Plastic Surgery

SPLITAnni, your source on the stupefying, and sometimes quite… well, you know; Jessica Simpson, is here again to tell all, and hold none back.

The buxom bombshell blond wants everyone to know that her butt is real

The buxom bombshell blond wants everyone to know that her butt is real, along with her boobs. Jessica, now 27, singer and debuting movie star, told Harper’s Bazaar, in the August issue, “I’ve had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.”

Jessica Simpson claims to be getting into “better” shape (how could you improve on what she’s already got?) for her role in the upcoming film Major Movie Star, and is working out with her trainer Harley Pasternak. She says, “He’s given me a butt, because I have white-girl syndrome.” Thanks, Jessica. All of us white-girl-syndrome sufferers love you even more now. “I have to do as many squats as I can to get a little booty. … I have to be diligent. I’m a curvy girl. You don’t want to see me not working out.”

Nick Lachey is suffering from paparazzi torment; woe is him. Nick was recently interviewed by Access Hollywood, over the errr… compromising photographs that were put up all over the internet. I haven’t seen any, and can only thank god for small favors. He and his girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo, have no plans for marriage in the near future, but, doesn’t it seem like as soon as someone says that, next week, there a proposal? Go figure.

Hollywood Access asked the million dollar question; Would Lachey ever be interested in another reality show with his new significant other? Needless to say, he responded in the negative. I hope no one had their hopes up. Some sources say that the Newlyweds show was a major reason behind the failed marriage of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. I always thought reality was one of the key missing factors in Reality TV.

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2 comments ↓

#1 Dave on 07.12.07 at 6:46 pm

Oh god no, another movie. She doesn’t need to be doing any more acting than she already has.

#2 Drew on 07.12.07 at 6:47 pm

White girl syndrome…. I’ve gotta say, I haven’t heard that one yet.

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