Jessica Simpson and John Mayer…. Isn’t he gay?

Ok I know that I’m a girl and that the guys out there think Jessica is hot. And I know that she can sing. If you like “pop rock”, then yeah she has a good voice. But come on John Mayer! Doesn’t John Mayer have other things to do??? Please don’t tell me that he is another Nick Lachey who is just looking for well… Jessica Simpson!!!
This relationship, if it can even be called that, has the staying
power of a piece of winterfresh gum (ie: very little staying power).

About a month ago both of their press agents were screaming that they were not together.
Now Jessica is jumping on his bus like she is one of his backup singers. Actually, are backup singers even allowed onto the bus. I don’t know a thing about this stuff. I just feel bad for the two of them. It’s obvious that neither one wants to be seen together. Well according to the two were seen at Nobu on Tuesday evening and
barely said a word to one another. This doesn’t surprise me at all.
I’m sure John tried to initiate some sort of intelligent conversation
only to have Jessica reply by shouting, “ooh! shiny,” when she saw
her fork. What I’m trying to get across here is that this couple makes no sense
in any way, shape, or form. Clearly this is a PR blitz. What genius PR rep
thought that this would be the best way to make America love Jess once

Oh well I guess in about 3 months I’ll just be writing about her again as a tragic breakup…. :)

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#1 Temira on 10.21.08 at 8:36 am

Keep up the good work.

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