Friday, November 3rd, 2006

In honor of this week’s most devastating break-up, between Walk the Line star, Reese Witherspoon and hubby, Ryan Phillippe; the Friday wRAP up will be set to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire”. Enjoy!

His Marriage is almost gone
to a wife that’s legally blonde
Ryan was a little bit horny-ish
Then he met..Abbie Cornish

He fell in to a cheating ring of desire
He went down down down (on her)
and his wife called him a liar
and it sucks sucks sucks
she threw him out
she threw him out

Now he’ll take half her dollar(s)..
but that’s okay she’s got an Oscar
Her bootstraps..he will lick…
because he went with his dick..

He fell into a cheating ring of desire
His career went down down down
and he had to retire
and it sucks sucks sucks
he cheated on her…
he cheated on her.

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4 comments ↓

#1 GIRL'S GONE CHILD on 11.03.06 at 8:13 am

You kill me. P.S. Have I mentioned how happy I am that you’re back? AHHHH!!!!!

#2 dlb on 11.03.06 at 10:03 am

It’s kind of clever (though I think the rhythms are all wrong for what the song requires), but there’s no proof he did anything with anyone.

Read the stories and they all cite the same US Weekly story, which quotes just one “Austin local,” some woman who claims they made out in a restaurant. And Ryan’s denied that he ever did anything, especially in that restaurant. And so has she. And the same US weekly story that started all this then turns around and quotes a waiter there who said they did no such thing, that there was no making out.

Bottom line is, it’s always tough to keep a marriage together, particularly when you marry young, have two kids and two demanding, high-pressure careers. Add in the brutal spotlight of fame, and it’s amazing they lasted as long as they did. They’ve talked about their challenges as a couple for years now, and I think it just finally all added up. Remember, it takes two people to make a marriage, and they both bring strengths and weaknesses. Sometimes, things don’t work out.

#3 man on 11.03.06 at 1:34 pm

that guy was a dork anyways.

i like her because she played june carter.

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