TOP 10 SIGNS A CELEBRITY MARRIAGE IS ON THE ROCKS:
10. MTV asks them to star in a reality series
9.They threaten to sue any publication that says they are about to break up
8. They live on a cliff (<---on the rocks..get it...that was too easy)
7. The wife wins an Oscar
6. She just had Kevin Federline’s second baby
5. Hookers, Bookies and 19 year old nannies are on speed dial
4. The husband has been spending a lot of time in Canada
3. Their publicist denies any trouble is brewing
2. Perez Hilton tells you they are about to break up
1. One of the spouses is in a movie with Angelina Jolie or Owen Wilson
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LOL – What a GREAT list! I’m a bit surprised that Paris Hilton didn’t appear in there somewhere though.
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what about the infamous trips to someplace nice as a couple to “patch things up” only to break up a few days later?? hehehe
You’ve got the Angelina Jolie thing correct. Just ask Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston or Kylie Minogue whose boyfriend was reportedly being seduced by the Hollywood whore known for sleeping with her costars, aka Angelina Jolie
we are still missing paris hilton
If Tom breaks up with Katie and gets together with Angelina, we could have a new dominant power couple!
This is too funny and right. I can recognize most of the couples they are referring.
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